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Prorogation Nation Notebook ( con't)

BLOG POST posted on January 22, 2010 by michael werbowski

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Let’s project a couple of light years forward to see the future of our country. Or if you prefer, gaze into a crystal ball . This is what we might see in 2030.

Today's great leader is of course, still in power, and the national capital has a new look; it’s completely transformed. Here is a list of some important government buildings and foreign government representations you might need to contact in the years ahead.

Ministry of Post-Colonial Military Expeditions

Ministry of Fear

Ministry of Human Exploitation

Ministry of Migrant Population Control

Ministry of Total Annihilation of Life on the Planet

Ministry of Bribery, Sleaze and Corporate Cupidity (B.S.C.C.)

Ministry of Environmental Degradation and Resource Extraction (E.D.R.E)

Ministry of Detention Camp Management (D.C.M.)

Ministry of Money Laundering

Ministry of Internal Security

Ministry of Disinformation and Propaganda

Ministry of Citizen Surveillance

Ministry of Protectorate affairs ( Kandahar, Haiti, Kosovo)

Ministry of North American affairs (Mexico and U.S)

Embassy Listings:

Embassy of the People’s Democratic Republic of Congo
Embassy of the People’s Republic of North Korea
Embassy of Kazakhstan
Embassy of Miramar
Sudanese Embassy
Embassy of Honduras
Libyan Embassy
Embassy of Belorus ( Belorussia)
Embassy of Quebec

Recommended Tourist Sites in the capital and its surroundings:

House of Parliament ( Closed since 2010, now the Ministry of Petroleum Exports)

Residence of the Leader of the Opposition ( Closed since 2010, now a national history of Hockey museum.)

Imperial Palace of the Great Leader located in the forbidden city zone. ( Access to
party members only or by invitation.)

The Great Leader's Summer residence in Montebello
The Great Leader's Winter residence in Gatineau

The Great Leader's Sports Coliseum

The Great Leader's Imperial Gardens

Mausoleum in honour of our Great Leader (Currently under construction.)

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