Let’s project a couple of light years forward to see the future of our country. Or if you prefer, gaze into a crystal ball . This is what we might see in 2030.
Today's great leader is of course, still in power, and the national capital has a new look; it’s completely transformed. Here is a list of some important government buildings and foreign government representations you might need to contact in the years ahead.
Ministry of Post-Colonial Military Expeditions
Ministry of Fear
Ministry of Human Exploitation
Ministry of Migrant Population Control
Ministry of Total Annihilation of Life on the Planet
Ministry of Bribery, Sleaze and Corporate Cupidity (B.S.C.C.)
Ministry of Environmental Degradation and Resource Extraction (E.D.R.E)
Ministry of Detention Camp Management (D.C.M.)
Ministry of Money Laundering
Ministry of Internal Security
Ministry of Disinformation and Propaganda
Ministry of Citizen Surveillance
Ministry of Protectorate affairs ( Kandahar, Haiti, Kosovo)
Ministry of North American affairs (Mexico and U.S)
Embassy Listings:
Embassy of the People’s Democratic Republic of Congo
Embassy of the People’s Republic of North Korea
Embassy of Kazakhstan
Embassy of Miramar
Sudanese Embassy
Embassy of Honduras
Libyan Embassy
Embassy of Belorus ( Belorussia)
Embassy of Quebec
Recommended Tourist Sites in the capital and its surroundings:
House of Parliament ( Closed since 2010, now the Ministry of Petroleum Exports)
Residence of the Leader of the Opposition ( Closed since 2010, now a national history of Hockey museum.)
Imperial Palace of the Great Leader located in the forbidden city zone. ( Access to
party members only or by invitation.)
The Great Leader's Summer residence in Montebello
The Great Leader's Winter residence in Gatineau
The Great Leader's Sports Coliseum
The Great Leader's Imperial Gardens
Mausoleum in honour of our Great Leader (Currently under construction.)
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